....containing herein the random rantings of a fevered brain, miscellaneous detritus from various lost souls, everything you always wanted to know about bananas but were afraid to ask, incomprehensible shreds of dead letters from disgruntled postal employees, poetry for quiet nights and raucous wild parties, scrapbook items found in the dumpster of forgotten lives, great works of art to meditate on, shiny trinkets and glittering baubles lost and found by the roadside of wasted time, and a collection of the much sought-after photographs discovered by wandering Gypsies in the world-famous Banana Graveyard....

The Art Gallery A Bag Full of Poems The Banana Wall of Fame

Banana Miscellanea The Banana Graveyard Cool Links

The Garden of Enigmatic Delights The Scholar’s Library Film Studies

To live outside the law you must be honest.
—Bob Dylan

You do not need to leave your room. Remain sitting at your table and listen. Do not even listen, simply wait, be quiet, still and solitary. The world will freely offer itself to you to be unmasked; it has no choice, it will roll in ecstasy at your feet.
       —Franz Kafka

...JUST WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE ANYWAY?