...and you know something’s happening,
but you don’t know what it is, do you, Mr. Jones?

At quite a young age, the 3 Wise Men began
their careers in philanthropy bearing gifts
of Dr. Pepper throughout the neighborhood.

101Bananas.com was manually hand-coded in HTML using only a text editor and a scanner with Paint Shop Pro for all pictures and graphics. (Real men don’t use WYSIWYG web page editors.) Hand-crafted of the finest imported Italian pixels; no trees were felled to complete construction, nor was any live animal testing required. Billions of electrons were, however, momentarily inconvenienced.

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(Yes, I could have provided an active link here that you just click on to send me an e-mail, but unfortunately there is widespread use of automated bots trolling the Internet looking for e-mail addresses to send spam to. I’m sure you can figure this out.)

“It’s never too late to have a happy childhood.”
—Tom Robbins

“I had a lover’s quarrel with the world.”
—Robert Frost

“I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself,
than be crowded on a velvet cushion.”
—Henry David Thoreau

“What we cannot speak about we must pass over in silence.”
—Ludwig Wittgenstein