Rodney Dangerfield
Westwood Memorial Park
Los Angeles, California

“I tell ya, I get no respect, not even from my kids. I told my son, I said ‘You know some day you’ll have children of your own.’ He said ‘So will you!’ ”
       —Rodney Dangerfield

“I tell ya, my wife, she’s not too smart ya know... she has to reach inside her bra to count to two!”
       —Rodney Dangerfield