It was when the Buddha had opened his last jar of chunky peanut butter, and having taken a spoonful stopped suddenly, the spoon halfway to his mouth suspended in midair by a hand he no longer recognized, stared at the contents of the spoon and saw each tiny chunk of peanut as another universe; it was at that instant that the immaculate Buddha attained enlightenment and was transfigured, rising into heaven on the wings of angels.
—Zimmerman Skyrat, 101Bananas.com